Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Charlie Sheen

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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