- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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