- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Hey how is your wife and my kids

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??