Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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