- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's your blood type? Red.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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