- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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