Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man penetrates another man.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Your Mom The End.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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