- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Who invented apple? God

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Uh... What was emulating again?

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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