- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

star wars kid

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock knock. Its open.

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