What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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