- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

black chicken. kfc

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

And you honored it I see :P

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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