MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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