- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock Dave's not here.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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