A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's the difference between a duck?

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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