- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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