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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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