- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do you call a black chef glendon

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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