The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Happy Monday!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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my mind's eye?

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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