- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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