what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

knock knock Goodbye

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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