Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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the bible

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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