- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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