Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Women's rights

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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