- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Women's professional sports

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

ur gey

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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