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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

This is a joke.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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