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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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