- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

the sky is green no it is not

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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