- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

You were born.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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