My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Pickles are moist.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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