Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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