- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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