- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

a man checks his mypsace

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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