Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Hey

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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penis

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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This is not a joke.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Please don't shoot me

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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