- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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