- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

get in the car.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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