Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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