- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

You had better thumbs up this post.

knock knock Goodbye

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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