What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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