- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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