- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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