- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Daniel is a fag

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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