- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

women's rights

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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