- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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