how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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whats green and lives in the water

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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bite me

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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