- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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