- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

knock knock Goodbye

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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