- Anti Joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat