Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Anti Joke

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