Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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