- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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