- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

how do you win a game try your best

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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