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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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