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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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