- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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