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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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