- Anti Joke

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus