What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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