- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.