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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A baby seal walks into a club.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

penis

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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