a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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the midget went to the midget store

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Anti Joke

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