- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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