A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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