- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's blue? The sky.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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