- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Hi, my name is Jake.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Urban ghettos

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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