How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Abortion.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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