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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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