- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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