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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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