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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Face...tastes like chicken!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.