- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what goes boo a sock

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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