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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's stupid a light bulb.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Granny porn!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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