- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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