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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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