- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Come in

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

The government

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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