- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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