- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

I'm HIV positive.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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