- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

An man walks to a bra

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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