If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

knock knock!? . . No.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Sixty... eight

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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