- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

matt is fat

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

HEY!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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